“Oh…That was a joke introduction but…”

-Ali Aras is back from the CSM Summit and DoW is here to give you the latest

-Alek reminds Turtle that all Declarations of War polls, despite missing from a few shows, are very serious and conducted with the utmost scientific rigor.

–EVE News: Revenant event major let down due to technical problems, Battle Report from FRONT fight with BL+PL+Shadow Cartel+EE+DT, Catch vs Provi continues with the Bloodbath in BR

–Contract: Suddenly Syndicate

–This Week in Mercs: Narwhals Ate My Duck collapses

–CSM Corner: Alek grills Ali on the results of the recent CSM Summit. Topics include null changes, minutes release date, and much more!

–Noir. History: The first merc alliance we ever joined, Noir. in Trinity Nova

–Ending: Girl, That’s a Booty Hole Remix

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