321: TRI Everything feat. VisionCloud and TheCloudyOne

Someone do a wellness check on Alek

-Massive FanFest episode with two guests from Noir.’s new alliance, Triumvirite.

-The Dronelands fall to Real Money Coalition as BOSS and Shadow Cartel concede remaining territory

-The storied history of Triumvirite. and how Noir. is going to fit in

-FANFEST MEGADIVE

-NPC campaign objectives for FW

-Titles and achievements (sleeper hit of the patch?)

-New interactions announced between EVE and the still-to-be-finished Vanguard

-New faction dessies

-Psh who cared about those: EXTENDED T2 CARRIER GLAZING (nerfed already)

-Live reaction of Podcast of the Year results, Alek’s ego in critical condition

-Imperium+ vs WinterCo ends anticlimactically as INIT declares victory and goes home. What were the lasting impacts of this war?

-THREE contract updates including a demanding ~2 month lowsec campaign

-Aster wraps up and reflects on Anger Games 7

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Which has you more hyped?
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320: D3AD and Gone feat. Justin Ijonin

“Such a thing as too many plates?”

-RMC USTZ FC and executor of D3ad End alliance Justin Ijonin provides the attacker’s perspective on the Dronelands War

-Inside RMC’s multi-TZ offensive strategy and goals

-Of mercs, RMT, and Russian friendships

-INIT/Imperium vs WinterCo explodes in a flurry of dead Keepstars and Titans

-Fitting, Vexor, and defense strategies for Citadels explained: what to do differently if you’re fighting 100 guys vs 1000

-Aster reviews AG7 heading into its final day

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How important is national/ethnic identity in your corp/alliance?
  • Not Important 78%, 21 vote
    21 vote 78%
    21 vote - 78% of all votes
  • Somewhat Important 22%, 6 votes
    6 votes 22%
    6 votes - 22% of all votes
  • Very Important 0%, 0 votes
    0 votes
    0 votes - 0% of all votes
Total Votes: 27
April 28, 2026 - May 9, 2026
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319: The Fall of UAJ5-K

The TESTicle has become the GOONad

-The historic battle of Atioth breaks records (and the server)

-Meanwhile, back in lowsec: SNUFF destroys one of the few remaining faction Fortizars in a wild battle in Turnur against BIGAB

-UAJ’s stalwart defense finally runs out after 30 days of constant attack and a new round of multi-trillion-ISK reinforcements for RMC

-What is RMT, exactly?

-Aster reviews the first day of Anger Games 7

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Was the UAJ Freeport "worth it"?
  • Yes 94%, 17 votes
    17 votes 94%
    17 votes - 94% of all votes
  • No 6%, 1 vote
    1 vote 6%
    1 vote - 6% of all votes
Total Votes: 18
April 15, 2026 - April 27, 2026
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318: The Siege of UAJ5-K

PART ONE?!

-Our picks for the EVE Creator Awards

-Spire War spills out to Outer Passage as the pirate freeport of UAJ comes under sustained attack by Real Money Coalition

-OnlyFleets receives 4T of apparently-clean-ISK from RMC and deploys to assist their Dronelands Campaign

-Jimer reports how UAJ’s civilian population is responding to the daily RF attempts

-HK/BOSS and RMC’s USTZ continue to skirmish back and forth over Athanors and Astras in Spire

-Syndicate turf war? POCO and Drill RFs reach a fever pitch between locals and interested third parties

-Anger Games7 begins soon! Aster reviews

Predict: Does UAJ Fort live to the next episode?
  • Yes 68%, 17 votes
    17 votes 68%
    17 votes - 68% of all votes
  • No 32%, 8 votes
    8 votes 32%
    8 votes - 32% of all votes
Total Votes: 25
April 3, 2026 - April 12, 2026
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