319: The Fall of UAJ5-K

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The TESTicle has become the GOONad

-The historic battle of Atioth breaks records (and the server)

-Meanwhile, back in lowsec: SNUFF destroys one of the few remaining faction Fortizars in a wild battle in Turnur against BIGAB

-UAJ’s stalwart defense finally runs out after 30 days of constant attack and a new round of multi-trillion-ISK reinforcements for RMC

-What is RMT, exactly?

-Aster reviews the first day of Anger Games 7

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Was the UAJ Freeport "worth it"?
  • Yes 94%, 17 votes
    17 votes 94%
    17 votes - 94% of all votes
  • No 6%, 1 vote
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Total Votes: 18
April 15, 2026 - April 27, 2026
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318: The Siege of UAJ5-K

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PART ONE?!

-Our picks for the EVE Creator Awards

-Spire War spills out to Outer Passage as the pirate freeport of UAJ comes under sustained attack by Real Money Coalition

-OnlyFleets receives 4T of apparently-clean-ISK from RMC and deploys to assist their Dronelands Campaign

-Jimer reports how UAJ’s civilian population is responding to the daily RF attempts

-HK/BOSS and RMC’s USTZ continue to skirmish back and forth over Athanors and Astras in Spire

-Syndicate turf war? POCO and Drill RFs reach a fever pitch between locals and interested third parties

-Anger Games7 begins soon! Aster reviews

Predict: Does UAJ Fort live to the next episode?
  • Yes 68%, 17 votes
    17 votes 68%
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  • No 32%, 8 votes
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Total Votes: 25
April 3, 2026 - April 12, 2026
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317: Rot in the Fields

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-Noir.’s historic 400th contract vs Tenerifis’ EIX constellation

-Decisive battles in The Spire culminate in the “Brawl or Nothing” battle of Y4B

-Tor2ga’s Current Events: UAJ buyback program launches, a new drill deployed, and Jimer’s incredible market stocking efforts

-EVE University’s Wormhole Campus splits off to do its own thing in parts unknown

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Do you see the Spire War continuing for another month?
  • Yes 92%, 12 votes
    12 votes 92%
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  • No 8%, 1 vote
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Total Votes: 13
March 18, 2026 - April 4, 2026
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316: Crimson Tide feat. Asanas Mikakka

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“It feeds the drills or it gets the hose again!”

-TEMPLAR. director Asanas Mikakka joins us from INIT. to discuss our latest contract and the historic fighting in EVE’s northwest

-Imperium/INIT vs Winter: Irreplaceable jump bridges destroyed!

-Contract Update: Noir. and TEMPLAR. team up in Thera!

-Noir.’s 400th contract is up next! Anticipation builds…

-Spire War: RMC turns the tide and establishes a near-permanent presence, GWCS surrenders and evacuates, is this the end or the beginning of a wider RMC offensive?

-Dronelands Update: GWCS relocates north, BIGAB vs BOSS 1T ISK bloodbath, tensions escalate between SC and Siege Green in Oasa, Tor2ga gets a jump bridge

-CVA with an early candidate for the Shuttlethron Award..

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