301: FanFest 2025 feat Marlowe Conrad and Luke Kabbash

“It warms my heart in some really weird way”

-Noir. FC Marlowe Conrad joins the show for a first hand account of this years FanFest

-Also joining us, the developer of EVE OS Luke Kabbash!

-Our reaction to all the FanFest reveals and reports of reactions live at the event. Plus some fun stories that never made the livestream!

-Three Contract Wrap Ups! Including saving Luke’s WH home from some unscrupulous characters

-A big update about The Reef, Noir.’s WH community project

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Have you been to a FanFest?

300: Eras (The History of Noir.)

It’s remarkable that we have three generations of EVE players here.

In this landmark episode, our illustrious guest Brisc Rubal flips the script and interviews the Declarations of War cast about Noir.’s founding, it’s history, death/rebirth, and greatest contracts.

Along the way we also look at the various eras of EVE Online and the greatest patches and people that have defined the evolution of the game and our experience playing it.

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Which is EVE's Greatest Era?
  • 2010-2019 79%, 26 votes
    26 votes 79%
    26 votes - 79% of all votes
  • 2020-Current 15%, 5 votes
    5 votes 15%
    5 votes - 15% of all votes
  • 2003-2010 6%, 2 votes
    2 votes 6%
    2 votes - 6% of all votes
Total Votes: 33
April 28, 2025 - May 19, 2025
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298: Eviction Notice feat. Hoss Fever and Lucy Tovich

“At least they felt like they needed a casus belli for YOU!”

-One of the most divisive issues in EVE: How to pronounce “Hecate”

-Wormhole evictions and you! How evictions work and what you can do to keep your wormhole safe

-Lucy and Hoss give details, battle reports, and learnings from their recent evictions at the hand of The Coalition (aka HoleHawks)

-EVE gets a big update. The guests weigh in on the impact to WH space while Alek promises a full patch rundown on the next show

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WH bros: How ready is your group to defend against eviction?
  • Bulletproof 36%, 14 votes
    14 votes 36%
    14 votes - 36% of all votes
  • Realistically not ready 28%, 11 votes
    11 votes 28%
    11 votes - 28% of all votes
  • We need to do more 21%, 8 votes
    8 votes 21%
    8 votes - 21% of all votes
  • I think we're ready but having doubts 15%, 6 votes
    6 votes 15%
    6 votes - 15% of all votes
Total Votes: 39
March 19, 2025 - April 4, 2025
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296: Wonderland Down Under feat. The Oz

Literally by popular demand

-Community Hero and Best CSM The Oz joins us for a jam packed episode!

-Oz Explains the Economy, despite crippling Australian internet

-Now sponsored by your other favorite trillionaire, Croda of https://marketsforisk.blogspot.com/

-The CSM Summit and the moods of both sides coming out of it

-The changing role of the CSM over the years and why now it’s more valuable than ever

-Multiple Contract Wrap Ups including this beauty of a fight

-Cap brawls in lowsec will continue until morale improves

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What's best for the economy?
  • Increase ISK sinks 40%, 10 votes
    10 votes 40%
    10 votes - 40% of all votes
  • Reduce ISK faucets 36%, 9 votes
    9 votes 36%
    9 votes - 36% of all votes
  • Simplify production 24%, 6 votes
    6 votes 24%
    6 votes - 24% of all votes
Total Votes: 25
February 22, 2025 - March 3, 2025
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