283: Hard Knocks Life feat. Jimmy Michaels

“I think there were a lot of mistakes on their part”

Declarations of War Ep. 283

-Jimmy Michaels, Hard Knocks, and the intricacies of WH Warfare

-Imperium and PandaFam clash with Keepstars on the line (Discord lost some audio here, did our best to salvage!)

-OnlyFleets stands tall in the South East

-Dramatic Reading: Don’t Mess With The Metenox Cartel

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Who do you think has the bigger super fleet?
  • The Imperium/INIT 54%, 45 votes
    45 votes 54%
    45 votes - 54% of all votes
  • Horde/PL/NC/Fam 31%, 26 votes
    26 votes 31%
    26 votes - 31% of all votes
  • FRT/WinterCo 14%, 12 votes
    12 votes 14%
    12 votes - 14% of all votes
Total Votes: 83
August 4, 2024 - September 1, 2025
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278: Random Skin Generator feat. Random McNally

“Reeks of microtransactions”

-Pirate, industrialist, and podcaster Random McNally joins us for a great interview and a timely episode

-Which MC corp is best? The People have spoken

-SYNDE surrenders the WH war in a shocking turn of events

-Custom ship skins, but at what cost? Controversy builds as CCP’s SKINR monetization strategy for Equinox falls under scrutiny

-Contract Update: Frulegur escort

The SKINR question:
  • A microtransaction too far 55%, 17 votes
    17 votes 55%
    17 votes - 55% of all votes
  • A reasonable way to monetize a great feature 45%, 14 votes
    14 votes 45%
    14 votes - 45% of all votes
Total Votes: 31
May 26, 2024 - June 23, 2024
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275: Hole Control feat. Cyrus Kurush

“We decided we’re going to do something about it and we started planning.”

-Cyrus Kurush of SYNDE joins us for a first hand account of the largest war in wormhole space in EVE history

-The dynamics of C5/C6 WH space and the stakes of this conflict between SYNDE, Lazerhawks, and their respective coalitions

-Noir. and Templis CALSF tearing up the warzone in their debut weeks in Guristas militia

-A mysterious structure under construction in Auviken

-Are war decs fun? The fans weigh in with some surprising results

Pick a side:
  • Team HAWKS 52%, 132 votes
    132 votes 52%
    132 votes - 52% of all votes
  • Team SYNDE 48%, 123 votes
    123 votes 48%
    123 votes - 48% of all votes
Total Votes: 255
April 12, 2024 - July 7, 2024
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268: First Strike

“Weeeo weeeo”

-The DoW audience weighs in on whether to preemptive strike or turtle up

-Alek and Zeero playtest EVE: Vanguard during the First Strike event

-Contract Updates: The Battle for Minerva (Jspace faceoff), Aborting a TRI Athanor in Wicked Creek

-While SNUFF is away, the frogs will play: Birthday party leads to 300b cap brawl in Tama

-Zeero sends faction dreads to their fate with the magic of Merlins while Alek puts his fate in the hands of the Dice Gods

Where will we see the Winter War of '24?
  • SW 33%, 4 votes
    4 votes 33%
    4 votes - 33% of all votes
  • SE 33%, 4 votes
    4 votes 33%
    4 votes - 33% of all votes
  • NW 17%, 2 votes
    2 votes 17%
    2 votes - 17% of all votes
  • NE 17%, 2 votes
    2 votes 17%
    2 votes - 17% of all votes
Total Votes: 12
December 15, 2023 - January 1, 2024
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