306: Life after Rehab feat. Tess Quinn

Inspiring leadership

-Kind of a part 2 from last episode, we are joined by former Absolute Order FC and leadership team member Tess Quinn

-Tess’ EVE journey, how she ended up in Absolute Order, and what life is like in AO behind the scenes

-Why Tess decided to leave and what her EVE life has been like since leaving the mega alliance behind

-Battles big and small from the campaign against AO and their enablers, from the historic Keepstar destruction in Y-MP to hours long small gang battles in C1-H and AY-Y.

-It’s Absolutely Over

-As EVE begins to reset, the Waifu Wars conclude with a new common cause in lowsec: resisting the expansion of Fraternity’s moon empire!

-An epic DRAMATIC READING featuring Absolute Order’s senior leadership rallying their troops in their darkest hour. Well, darkest hour *so far*

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How has Tess' story influenced your opinion about Absolute Order?
  • About the same as it was (negative 55%, 11 votes
    11 votes 55%
    11 votes - 55% of all votes
  • Changed for the worse 25%, 5 votes
    5 votes 25%
    5 votes - 25% of all votes
  • About the same as it was (positive) 15%, 3 votes
    3 votes 15%
    3 votes - 15% of all votes
  • Changed for the better 5%, 1 vote
    1 vote 5%
    1 vote - 5% of all votes
Total Votes: 20
September 1, 2025 - September 12, 2025
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305: Go to Rehab feat. JB Hitmarker

“Our manifesto is not questionable.”

-Reddit crusader and organizer of the Rehabilitation Discord/campaign JB Hitmarker joins the show

-Who is Absolute Order and how did Providence get here?

-WinterCo. JB, and the Rehabilitation campaign

-Campaign Breakdown: Noir. deploys to Misaba and gets cooking with SC + BBQ Bois to open up a second front vs AO and their supporters

-Updates on the Waifu Wars and The Imperium vs PanFam

Real talk listeners: If someone in your life says they or what they tell you cannot be questioned, DEFINITELY start asking yourself some questions. There is always a way out, someone to help you find it, and people happy to see you on the other side.

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Are the critcisms of AOs culture fair?
  • Yes, the alliance has significant culture/leadership problems 83%, 33 votes
    33 votes 83%
    33 votes - 83% of all votes
  • No, they're overblown propaganda 18%, 7 votes
    7 votes 18%
    7 votes - 18% of all votes
Total Votes: 40
August 12, 2025 - August 25, 2025
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303: Front to Back feat. Graham Gold

“Imperium and Horde are quite busy with each other”

-Graham Gold, FC for Black Rabbits., joins the show

-Did the Merc Task Force eat shit? Yes and no.

-CCP/EVE listed for sale by Pearl Abyss

-The Imperium war machine marches east

-Massive lowsec dread brawls continue in several hotspots

-One Awox too far? Gurista Militia cleanses DawnsLight, Dawn proceeds to collapse

-Three Contract Wrap Ups, including a brand new kind of contract we’ve never had before!!!

-A not-Noir. contract wrap up?! BBQ Bois sends in a report from their nullsec deployment vs BIGAB

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If CCP gets sold by Pearl Abyss it will:
  • Help 61%, 14 votes
    14 votes 61%
    14 votes - 61% of all votes
  • Hurt 39%, 9 votes
    9 votes 39%
    9 votes - 39% of all votes
Total Votes: 23
July 9, 2025 - July 19, 2025
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302: Legionnaires feat. Mick Fightmaster, Dujek Oneeye, and Drake Iddon

“Pochven is now officially Pspace”

-An all-CSM-guest edition of the show to talk the lead up to, launch, and future beyond the Legion expansion

-CSMs running for office vs serving in office

-What’s going on in Pochven these days and what is holding that feature back?

-The Imperium breaks the stillness of nullsec to launch a massive eastward offensive against eternal bloc rival PanFam

-Looking towards the winter expansion and beyond

-Noir. completes nullsec contract in Fountain’s notorious Phoenix Constellation

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Will the WH mercenary task force eat shit on the next episode?
  • Yes 46%, 6 votes
    6 votes 46%
    6 votes - 46% of all votes
  • No 46%, 6 votes
    6 votes 46%
    6 votes - 46% of all votes
  • I know but won't spoil the ending 8%, 1 vote
    1 vote 8%
    1 vote - 8% of all votes
Total Votes: 13
June 14, 2025 - June 27, 2025
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