Exiting Captain’s Quarters #138

“The great seal clubbing of our time”

-Nidia Masters returns: not the guest we need, but the one we deserve

-Shout out to EVE Manchester!

-Get the Fuck Out: The Captains Quarters are finally being removed from the game

-T3 Rebalance now live, we weigh in with early thoughts

-CCP forms “Not-Balance” Team for ships and modules. What needs love first?

-Updates on the wars in Providence and Great Wildlands

PLUS!!! A can’t miss fight as Jin and Alek yell about the greatest question of the age: “What is more soul crushing gameplay, structure grinds or entosising?”

DoW 100: The 100th Episode

Alek and Turtle take to the stars for the 100th (!!!!) episode of Declarations of War.

The DoW hosts fleet up for the first time since Turtle left Noir. and set out on a roam through Black Rise, Cloud Ring, and Placid while recording the podcast LIVE!

In addition to the conflicts exploding across New Eden after the Aegis patch and TRUST’s recent contract in Scalding Pass, we talk fits, scouting, how to draw aggro, how to run from the blob, and generally have a good time.

End Song: Alekseyev Karrde – EVE Online (Is Frightening in the Dark)

DoW 88: Freeport Emma Watson

“Five and a convo.”

Special Guest: Thaddeus Drake, PVP director for Noir.’s most recent contract target Violent Declaration

-Thaddeus talks about his rise from new player to CEO and FC of a young alliance

Poll Results: Was Phoebe a success?

EVE News:

Contract Wrap Up: Sukanen Slobberknocker, feat. Thaddeus giving the target’s perspective of the campaign

Major announcement of the New Eden Grand Prix, Jan. 17th at 18:00 

CSM Corner:

  • Rhea patch rundown
  • CCP Greyscale now just regular Greyscale
  • Industry Teams removed in a rare, possibly first time, feature removal
  • CSM X campaign madness begins

DoW 81: Can I Bring My Drake?

“Tora Bushido writes in with a dedication to Ynot…”

Ynot Eyob, leader of The Obsidian Front, joins us as our special guest

EVE News: Battlement Coalition forms to up pressure on Goons, Provi/Catch war escalates, EVE gets hit by DDoS

Contract Wrap Up: AT12

This Week In Mercs: Marmite Collective talks shit and drops war decs they never show up to. Must be Tuesday.

CSM Corner: SomerGate 2014

Dramatic Reading: Tora Bushido Freaks Out

-Alek and Ynot bond. It’s pretty magical.

Ending Music: Jackson 5 – I Want You Back