Exiting Captain’s Quarters #138

“The great seal clubbing of our time”

-Nidia Masters returns: not the guest we need, but the one we deserve

-Shout out to EVE Manchester!

-Get the Fuck Out: The Captains Quarters are finally being removed from the game

-T3 Rebalance now live, we weigh in with early thoughts

-CCP forms “Not-Balance” Team for ships and modules. What needs love first?

-Updates on the wars in Providence and Great Wildlands

PLUS!!! A can’t miss fight as Jin and Alek yell about the greatest question of the age: “What is more soul crushing gameplay, structure grinds or entosising?”

Heating Things Up (#137)

“I’m not impressed, sorry fam”

r/therewasanattempt To anchor a Keepstar; EVE Forums reborn; Literal bag of figurative dicks; Things come to a head in Great Wildlands; Querious becomes a flashpoint; ~AT HYPE~

135: Spies, Lies, and Videotape

“Their desire to dick on people is very strong”

Theomachy! Alek flies and dies while Jin comments from the skies

HTP scams Provi counter-intelligence: aka Provi’s counter “intelligence” 

Project Nova: A name we haven’t heard in a while

PanFam vs Legacy: Analysis of southern politics as they evolve

T3 Rebalance Breakdown

Theorycrafting Corner: Nightmares

-Epic host highlight from Artimus and much more!

Ending: SCANDAL – Shojou S

Smooth Operators

“OH! RIGHT! YEAH! FUCK…”

-Waifu poll results are in! What a time to be alive.

-1st Blood Raider Soityo down! No loot survives. Because TEST.

-Amamake Police lose their cop cars to a very dedicated scammer

-A serious exploit to skill training revealed. Does this explain PLEX prices?

-Fighting heats up in Cloud Ring and Pure Blind

-Alek and Artimus are inverting in their PVP focuses

End Song: Wildest Things in the World