Exiting Captain’s Quarters #138

“The great seal clubbing of our time”

-Nidia Masters returns: not the guest we need, but the one we deserve

-Shout out to EVE Manchester!

-Get the Fuck Out: The Captains Quarters are finally being removed from the game

-T3 Rebalance now live, we weigh in with early thoughts

-CCP forms “Not-Balance” Team for ships and modules. What needs love first?

-Updates on the wars in Providence and Great Wildlands

PLUS!!! A can’t miss fight as Jin and Alek yell about the greatest question of the age: “What is more soul crushing gameplay, structure grinds or entosising?”

Heating Things Up (#137)

“I’m not impressed, sorry fam”

r/therewasanattempt To anchor a Keepstar; EVE Forums reborn; Literal bag of figurative dicks; Things come to a head in Great Wildlands; Querious becomes a flashpoint; ~AT HYPE~

DoW 131: Mah Drills

“What’re you gonna do, go to the gym instead? I think not. Fuck you: pay me.”
-MC vs Provi RESULTS! Plus news of their next deployment

-Spectacular dev blog about the new Refineries and moon mining v2.0

-RMLs down, HMLs up: will this bring back the Drake?

-Twitch vs EVE

-Is EVE P2W? One alphabro says yes with some epic fan mail

-New suns/stars/thingies

Ending Song: Summer Sun Celebration

DoW 115: Tabula Rasa

“It’s a sad time to be alive.”

-Featuring: CSM Representatives Jin’Taan from CVA and Sullen Decimus from The Bastion

-Inside look at CSM 11: From Activity to Xenuria

-The Siege of Saranen from both sides of the undock

-Provi’s role in WWB

-A look at the strategic situation in the South

-Plus host highlight, poll results, and more!

-Alek’s Stone Cold Fit of the Century of the Week:

[Phoenix, The Punisher]

Ballistic Control System II

Ballistic Control System II

Ballistic Control System II

Missile Guidance Enhancer II

Missile Guidance Enhancer II

 

Missile Guidance Computer II, Missile Range Script

F-90 Compact Sensor Booster, Scan Resolution Script

Missile Guidance Computer II, Missile Range Script

Shield Boost Amplifier II

Capital Shield Booster I

Adaptive Invulnerability Field II

EM Ward Field II

 

Siege Module II

XL Torpedo Launcher I, Mjolnir XL Torpedo

XL Torpedo Launcher I, Mjolnir XL Torpedo

XL Torpedo Launcher I, Mjolnir XL Torpedo

Cynosural Field Generator I

 

Capital Hydraulic Bay Thrusters II

Capital Hydraulic Bay Thrusters II

Capital Core Defense Field Extender II

 

Guristas Nova XL Torpedo x1703

Guristas Inferno XL Torpedo x1748

Missile Precision Script x1

Guristas Mjolnir XL Torpedo x1316

Ending by Rachel Bloom