Exiting Captain’s Quarters #138

“The great seal clubbing of our time”

-Nidia Masters returns: not the guest we need, but the one we deserve

-Shout out to EVE Manchester!

-Get the Fuck Out: The Captains Quarters are finally being removed from the game

-T3 Rebalance now live, we weigh in with early thoughts

-CCP forms “Not-Balance” Team for ships and modules. What needs love first?

-Updates on the wars in Providence and Great Wildlands

PLUS!!! A can’t miss fight as Jin and Alek yell about the greatest question of the age: “What is more soul crushing gameplay, structure grinds or entosising?”

Heating Things Up (#137)

“I’m not impressed, sorry fam”

r/therewasanattempt To anchor a Keepstar; EVE Forums reborn; Literal bag of figurative dicks; Things come to a head in Great Wildlands; Querious becomes a flashpoint; ~AT HYPE~

Smooth Operators

“OH! RIGHT! YEAH! FUCK…”

-Waifu poll results are in! What a time to be alive.

-1st Blood Raider Soityo down! No loot survives. Because TEST.

-Amamake Police lose their cop cars to a very dedicated scammer

-A serious exploit to skill training revealed. Does this explain PLEX prices?

-Fighting heats up in Cloud Ring and Pure Blind

-Alek and Artimus are inverting in their PVP focuses

End Song: Wildest Things in the World

DoW 127: Wrecking Caching

“Basically as useless as a chocolate fuckin’ teapot”

-Specials guests: Littlephish of MC and CSM XII candidate Roedyn of Wrecking Machine

-Winter War 2017: Over or just getting started?

-A look at the strategic situation in the New South

-Mercenary Coaltion contract summary for the Catch war

CSM XII elections are here! We discuss potential changes to the voting process

-Roedyn talks CSM, wormholes, Citadels, trading, and much more as the hosts push for details on his platform and experience

-Host Highlights: a tour of the EVE Gate, a tackled Titan, winning the EVE_NT cup, and more!

-Theorycrafting Corner debuts! Jin and Artimus discuss Escalation Theory as it applies to the EVE combat meta

-Dramatic reading of the weirdest recruitment mail Alek has ever received