Exiting Captain’s Quarters #138

“The great seal clubbing of our time”

-Nidia Masters returns: not the guest we need, but the one we deserve

-Shout out to EVE Manchester!

-Get the Fuck Out: The Captains Quarters are finally being removed from the game

-T3 Rebalance now live, we weigh in with early thoughts

-CCP forms “Not-Balance” Team for ships and modules. What needs love first?

-Updates on the wars in Providence and Great Wildlands

PLUS!!! A can’t miss fight as Jin and Alek yell about the greatest question of the age: “What is more soul crushing gameplay, structure grinds or entosising?”

The Month of RHEEEEEE (136)

*A* Reddit thread?!

Show has a new intro; Goons fail a dread bomb but kill a Keepstar in two massive fights; Reddit explodes over fighter nerfs and Ghost Training; CCP’s + CSM’s responses to the controversy; Fixing Citadels+Aegis, lessons forgotten from Dominion sov; T3 Rebalance reviewed; Fighting breaks out in Great Wildlands

Smooth Operators

“OH! RIGHT! YEAH! FUCK…”

-Waifu poll results are in! What a time to be alive.

-1st Blood Raider Soityo down! No loot survives. Because TEST.

-Amamake Police lose their cop cars to a very dedicated scammer

-A serious exploit to skill training revealed. Does this explain PLEX prices?

-Fighting heats up in Cloud Ring and Pure Blind

-Alek and Artimus are inverting in their PVP focuses

End Song: Wildest Things in the World

Citadel Fest w/ Yukiko Kami

“Pretty easy considering his citizens respawn regularly”

-Fresh off election to the CSM, Yukiko Kami joins the show as our special guest

-Speaking of, we have a new CSM! What does the future look like for CSM12?

-FanFest! We break down all the new announcements and features including faction citadels and Blood Raiders shipyards.

-Tensions rise in the south as Goonswarm clashes with TEST/C02 over structures

-Turns out our Wrestlemania predictions were terrible

End Song: It’s a New Day, yes it is!